quarta-feira, 27 de fevereiro de 2008


Why is Diana like a mobile phone?
- They both die in tunnels!

Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?
- Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
- A tourist.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
- A battery has a positive side.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
- They both live off dead Beatles

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
- Bugs Bunny

How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
- One-two, one-two, one-two

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'" "Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

3 comentários:

@n@bel@ disse...

What do you call a man with half a brain?

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.


Afonso Sade disse...

Tás com umas piadas... giras, lolol

Ficaste sensível! ;p

@n@bel@ disse...

Ui muito sensível :P